Grant the God-Fearing, Tooth-Challenged, Cousin-Wives and Uncle-Husbands of Texas’ Petition to Secede from the US

Earlier, my friend the General @JC_Christian filed a petition. He asks that:

The People of the Great State of Texas are tired of the Government of the United States coming around here with their fancy, high-falutin notions about dental care, non-cousin-marrying, nasal breathing, Lubbock invading, and tolerance toward the unheartlandishly-hued, sodomitarians, and not-men.A petition has been filed with White House to "peacefully grant the State of Texas to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government." Currently, that petition has 8,646 signatures. That’s nearly half the population of the United States according to God-fearing conservative statistician Dick Morris.

via Grant the God-Fearing, Tooth-Challenged, Cousin-Wives and Uncle-Husbands of Texas' Petition to Secede from the US | We the People: Your Voice in Our Government


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