Ooh! Fun events to entertain and distract the discerning Steampunk resident: R.S.V.P. to Mr TotalLunar Eclipse; be there or he’ll eat you and stomp on your house, in that order. That may seem unnecessarily harsh, to destroy your home after you’re dead, but dragons are notoriously hot-tempered and really hold a grudge. Better mark your cslendars, I’m just sayin’. Also, too: SQUIRRELL!!1! Link: Eclipse: Chinese New Years in Steelhead 2012