Weekly Tweets 2011-05-15

  • RT @SecondLie "We're so freaked out about Osama's plans to attack trains, we're shutting down the SLRR and Caledon's tram for now." Heh. #
  • Havent tweeted much about this but MrRileycat's weight is up, so happy. #fb #
  • @isfullofcrap Ah. Good choice, Low Spark. Can't listen to music at work, dad rat corp policies. #
  • Dont tell GOP: RT @taterunino "@AngryOzCripple BREAKING: Disabled people to be sold to abattoirs to fund 1000 new school chaplains #budget quot; #
  • Skype will shortly become horribly bloated, folded awkwardly into IE in a badly executed shotgun marriage, and then abandoned. #
  • @taterunino They need to update the acronym from Grand Old Party to Grumpy Oldtimers' Party. #
  • @taterunino You're probably pulling my steam-powered leg, but GOP is an old nickname for the US Republican Party. #
  • @RepJoeWalsh Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. That "securing our borders" thing of yours is dogwhistle code for "keep brown future Democrats out." #
  • RT @USRealityCheck "GOP Cries Of 'MediScare' Prompt Democratic Shout of 'Hypocrisy' http://huff.to/keEO2V HUFF #HCR #P2 #US quot; #

Weekly Tweets 2011-05-08

  • Next year let's celebrate #MayDay as "Mission Finally Accomplished" Day. #
  • RT @MoodyLoner "@markos Just a reminder of whats left of the GOP on national security DEFENDING TORTURE the thing only bad guys used to do." #
  • @socratic @MoodyLoner A cat trebuchet is currently within our capabilities… #
  • Or perhaps that should be trebuchat. #
  • And by the way, I want my damn jetpack, although @revpaperboy has a carbon eating ice-cream shitting unicorn I might rent. #
  • @socratic Actually, I'd like flying cats, too. #
  • @TLW3 Awesome, need to save that link. #
  • Jennifer Rubin throws @SarahPalinUSA under the flag-wrapped bus after La Palin's off-script incoherence revealed. http://is.gd/ZNefsf #
  • @JustinHammack Wait til your unicorn goes on sale on Regretsy? #
  • @revpaperboy Dammit! No jetpack! No unicorn! Maybe somebody will sell me a used helicopter (OK if needs body work) #
  • RT @JustinHammack "@LelaniCarver you can rent unicorns? where can i find a non shitting, pirate unicorn like this? http://bit.ly/gPO5yy" #
  • RT @GinnyRED57 "@RepJoeWalsh Did you vote to block Big Oil tax cut bill? Please respond, I am an IL-8 constituent, I supported that bill." #
  • @rivenhomewood In my RL company's case, our email and intranet was down company-wide, phone lists and addresses were online. It was… hard #
  • @Wonkette Will just watch Withnail and I, thanks. #
  • RT @TLW3 "Priest Ask Court to Seal Personnel Records http://bit.ly/lrud2C #px #p2" Of course, it's #nationaldayofpreyer #

Selling a little #SecondLife mainland: 1024, anyone?

Every now and then I toy with the idea of lowering a little of my mainland tier in order to increase my holdings in the Steamlands, and this is one of those times… I’ll have this flat square parcel up for sale for a while and see what happens.

1024 Tintafel

Square 1024 Parcel in Tintafel

Green grassland in Tintafel for sale, nice flat square 1024 good for building or skyboxen. Quiet area, zoned residential or commercial.

via Square 1024 in Tintafel $L1500, easy building plac… – Second Life.

Weekly Tweets 2011-05-01

  • Sorry, been busy. So what's the current tempest in a prim teacup now? #
  • @ebertchicago Thank you for watching so we don't have to! #
  • I was singing at services most of last week and weekend, so spent downtime napping and watching "Firefly" reruns. #
  • @DarrellIssa Obama would deliver more if you obstructionists weren't in the way. #
  • "On The Media" teases a story on the joys of sock puppetry. Guessing Scott Adams is about to get darned. #
  • Oooh! On The Media talking about/to Righthaven. #
  • RT @flossofer "@RepJoeWalsh Do you know you're full of it?" He assumes we voters don't. #IL 8 #
  • @RepJoeWalsh I'm just under age 55. Would have been at town hall but had a wellness class. Your policies benefit me how, exactly? #
  • Next, it'll be "Obama was not born on this planet!!1!" #earther #
  • And this is all because McCain was born in a US Naval base hospital in Panama. It's a game of long-form wingnut whackamole. #p2 #tpot #
  • Okay. Can all the rational people now agree that anyone that thinks Obama isn't American is irrational? #
  • @KyleIM Tapper's a tool, best ignored. #
  • @DarrellIssa Tax the rich at a fair rate. Tax offshore "American" businesses higher, onshore real American employers lower. #
  • RT @senatorsanders "the most right wing extremist piece of legislation that I have ever seen in my life” http://tinyurl.com/3bls39v" #
  • I'm in. "My other car is a jet-pack." #slbumpersticker #
  • Now this: MY ALT IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT MISS LYDIA's SCHOOL FOR GIRL GENIUSES BLOWIN' STUFF UP #slbumpersticker #
  • OMG LAG #SLvanityplate #
  • Come on, a progressive Paul Wellstone Democrat is running against Dold. Who's running against Teabagger Joe Walsh? #IL8 #
  • @StephenAtHome My father will be delighted at your R-nold Palm-r Ice-T joke, if I can explain Ice-T to him… no, too hard. #
  • At a RL Drinking Liberally event at Caribou Coffee instead of Dancing Liberally at #CafeWellstone #
  • We're discussing the recent Town Hall for @RepJoeWalsh and that a video is being sent to Rachel Maddow… 😉 #

Weekly Tweets 2011-04-17

Weekly Tweets 2011-04-10

  • Dhughan is using this excellent Inventory Organizer Box to sort out his #SecondLife inventory. So am I. http://bit.ly/hd4Dzn via @addthis #
  • Heard about @charliesheen bombing in Detroit on WXRT. Then they played "I Want My MTV." #
  • Dead man spamming: why is it so hard to cancel #AOL accounts? #boing2 http://is.gd/q1xIWD #
  • When I cancelled my #AOL account, I had to call, repeatedly state "cancel my account" to rep resolutely on-script, and *write a letter* #
  • It still took a couple of weeks until I received #AOL written notice of cancellation. Displayed proudly on fridge for weeks afterward. #
  • .@m_ethaniel Wherever you go, there's your uterus. #uterusmovielines #latetotheparty #
  • @m_ethaniel Went to a class last night that urged merchants to shop AND buy, tons of tips besides, thought of you. #
  • Gold farming in virtual worlds: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-13012041 #
  • RT @IndigoMertel "@rodvik What's the point of making #SL more accessible to new users when the Lab let this happen?" http://bit.ly/gQ3e2W #
  • @rodvik Good points re: welcoming new users into unsafe free-fire griefing zones. Mentors & Community Gateways *could work* w/ #LL help #
  • RT @USRealityCheck "Latest Talks on Budget Fail in Deadlock on Abortion:" OF COURSE its really about abortion. http://nyti.ms/gB6vXr #
  • The GOP #WarOnWomen has always been about abortion and controlling sexuality. #
  • Will tweet for talking virtual beer. (Objection from @m_ethaniel to talking beverages in 3… 2… 1) #narcitwistic #
  • My Googlejuice, let me show you it. #narcitwistic #
  • @m_ethaniel Hang in there. #
  • RT @MoodyLoner "@GOPleader Can you explain why we, and Wash DC, have to "live within our means" but GE gets subsidies and doesnt pay taxes?" #
  • @JeffreyFeldman Yes. We are immoral because we're not like them. #
  • RT @SecondLie "@MickeyETC Not only do the buttons need to work, but the zippers as well." Velcro! It's fast, easy, and fun! #
  • .@vicwu The inglourious basterds in the GOP are happy to stop those icky vajay-jays from getting screened for cervical cancer. #
  • @rivenhomewood Ew, thats awkward. #

Alien Voices | Journey to the Center of the Earth on Radio Riel

Oh, I love, love, LOVED this series when it was first broadcast, I highly recommend it!

In the 1990s Leonard Nimoy and John de Lancie collaborated on a series of audio dramas of 19th century SF. Today Riel Theatre presents part one of their rendition of Jules Verne’s Journey to the Centre of the Earth. Based on the original novel, we follow the German Professor Otto Lindenbrok and his nephew Axel. Unlike the better known movie with James Mason, there is no evil descendent of Arne Saknussem, no Atlantis, no widow of a competitor and sadly, no Gertrude. Still, it’s an excellent adaptation of a very famous story.

Join us at the Clarendon Conservatory from 7pm SLT on Thursday night.

via Radio Riel: Riel Theatre presents Journey to the Centre of the Earth.


Lelani Carver is a Steampunk resident in Second Life who blogs a little about everything, and about nothing of any importance.

Economic Stimulus Needed In #SecondLife? Some musings.

News of yet another closure in Second Life, by way of NWN:

Molaskey’s Pub, a popular Second Life location for live music, is closing at the end of this month, unless a buyer steps in. This sad news comes from staff member Nasus Dumart Sue Martin Mahar IRL, who tells me despite having 1000 group members, and being listed on Linden Lab’s official Destination Guide, they’re unable to sustain it…

via New World Notes: Sim Deathwatch: Molaskey’s Pub, Popular Spot for Live SL Musicians, Closing This Month Unless a Buyer Steps In.

Despite a huge user group (more than 1000 members) Molaskey’s may close as a venue for live inworld entertainment unless someone steps forward and buys the place. Many people in Second Life have been complaining more and more loudly about the cost of “tier,” the monthly fee that Linden Labs assesses paid users when they take more than the “free” allotment of 512m of virtual land. People who are not paid users can “rent” land from owners if they pay their share of tier as a usage fee.

I can’t imagine owning or running a sim – I pay $25.00USD a month for the land I own, which is “group” owned, so my holdings include an extra 10% bonus land area. I also rent land in a privately owned sim (actually, a group of sims) and Dhughan rents his little railcar shop. These costs, to me, are affordable because they’re funded by a kind of micropayment incentive plan (my RL self is in a kind of sales-y field).

My friend Mistletoe is much more creative than I am, and can pay for her tier through the sales of her virtual victuals (Hey! there’s only one letter difference!). I’m selling a few items (and Dhughan is selling a few more) just by having them listed on SLM, though I know that I should be making more stuffs and doing more to promote them, having just attended a marketing class inworld on Monday similar to this one. The lack of spare time is a major factor; also a bloated inventory that makes it hard to find that texture or that prefab prim that I need to get something started.

I hope to find some more time to work on stuff rather than just moving it around in my inventory – Dhughan too.

In the meantime getting back to Mist’s post – she thinks using Second Life Marketplace to sell your product is still a good idea, and so did Kat Alderson the other night, despite the commission paid to Linden Labs. Mist was refuting this opinion from another marketer:

Now if one falsely assumes that LL’s new SLM (that just replaced Xstreet) is a well-run site with very few delivery problems and loaded with tons of advanced bells and whistles that make the life of Shopper & Merchant much better than Xstreet, then one can also initially believe that the 5% commission on all sold items is fair.

But, let us all remember one thing about LL’s SLM that is completely unique to almost any other online shopping sites (like eBay, Amazon, etc.) that are selling goods to shoppers. Regardless if you are buying a $0L freebie/demo item or a $50,000L castle the size of half your sim, the cost to LL to process and deliver the SLM product you bought is identical! There is absolutely no difference in shipping costs between a $0L 1-Prim BeachBall or a $50,000L 500-Prim castle – basically near-ZERO process/shipping cost!

So, if there is absolutely no difference in cost to process & deliver ANY sold item on SLM to your inventory, then why would the commission be percent based? Think about this for a second. You can make 100 SLM purchases for a $0L beachball freebie from one Merchant of which LL makes $0L in commission. Then you can make 1 purchase of a $50,000L castle from another Merchant and LL collects $2,500L – that is $2500L that this Merchant does not get. The 100 $0L purchases you made on SLM put much more burden on the site and the inworld environment and lag than the 1 purchase of the $50,000 castle, but they contributed $0L to operating the site.

It’s not about the difference in cost to process and delivery items, I think; it’s about making money, and Linden Labs owns the money-making machines and gets to set policy to suit themselves. We’re not talking about delivering books (as in Amazon) or T-Shirts (as in Cafepress), we’re talking virtual goods. Delivery costs aren’t the right commission-setting model for this kind of product, but value is; LL is just making the right business decision for themselves. They own the servers and they have costs: they must pay rent or mortgage on their office, pay utilities (power and water), pay salaries and insurance, pay for new technology, travel expenses, you name it.

Not that I don’t think they’re overcharging on some things – like tier. Once they’ve got servers up and running, with either regions or sims humming along nicely, their costs are pretty fixed. They really screwed a lot of people, including themselves, over the Openspace issue a few years ago. And these people remember, and expect that Linden Labs will pull another “oops, I did it again” move and mess with something that affects peoples’ tier costs or sales of their virtual goods.

As for Second Life Marketplace (which used to be Xstreet, before a major changeover that caused much gnashing of teeth) it continues to be a convenient and easy way to shop for “stuffs.” As everybody and their alt complains, “search is borked” and getting your sales items to show up in the comically underwhelming “inworld search” is definitely not fast, nor easy, nor nary a bit fun.

Kat Alderson’s marketing thing at Builder’s Brewery the other night, which I’ve been mulling over ever since, highlighted SLM as one of many very useful tools for selling pixel products. She had absolutely no problem with LL’s commissions, because like Mistletoe, she had concluded that her sales from SLM were a very large chunk of her total sales, and she made no mention of any big “delivery problems.” In my own, much more modest experience, I also get those emails from SLM (so does Dhughan) and I’ve never even seen a problem with something not being delivered (eventually).

Of course, if I’d worked really hard on a big architectural build that I dared ask $50,000 for, I’d grieve for that lost commission, but I sure wouldn’t refund a customer the net amount as suggested by Toysoldier – that’s just asking for trouble between seller and buyer. Better to lay out a really clear returns/refunds policy, and (as Kat suggested) make darn sure it’s given to the buyer before they click “pay.”

I recently shopped at an animation place that had a unique take on giving their “terms and conditions;” you had to sit on the product poster (it was displayed on an easel) and the EULA was displayed on your screen so that you had to accept it. The product in question was a “builder’s pack” with full perms, so of course the content creator was protecting the investment in their product (which was mostly the time spent animating, if you ask me).

It’s a shame about Molaskey’s that it’s closing,  and it’s a shame that the high costs associated with providing places like it will prevent more people from being content providers. Linden Labs should really take a look at the troubling trend of sim and venue closures and take steps to stem the tide by offering lower tier levels. Even a symbolic gesture might encourage more owners and creators to give it a try, or to keep on doing what they do best.

More Wonderful Things

Dhughan here yet again, still digging into my STEAM4 folders and finding wonderful things.

Second Life Clockwork Avatar in Japanese Yukata

Mixing and matching Watchmaker's Brother AV with mask, fan, yukata.

This is just what happens when you encounter things as you open boxes and think “Hmmm, this would be quite unique if I add a little of this and that…”

Et voila! A clockwork Gentleman of Japan, complete with fan and a clockwork facial tattoo. Needs only an obi, which I know I can get with another such outfit at either Ancient Tree Kimono or Aki-Kimono, a shop that was on the hunt.

Sometimes when going through hunt items, sadly, a gift will not work with one’s persona, or it does not fit well and is not modifiable or adjustable. In those cases, sometimes I go back to a shop because while looking around for the gear, I did see something of theirs that WOULD work well with other items in one’s inventory. Such was the case with Aki-Kimono’s offering; however I shall certainly go back there for other wonderful things.

I’m quite taken with the clockwork AV from Secret Shelf/The Secret Inn, a shop that is connected to the, er, “captive RP” community that offers a place of sanctuary for those of that inclination. Although I don’t usually have much interest in sexualized content in Second Life, I recognize that for many it is an important part of their online experience. I generally avoid anything to do with slavery, for personal reasons, and don’t make a point of patronizing online shops that I know to be connected to the virtual slave trade.

However, as Secret Inn seems to be providing a kind of respite area or socializing place for those who do enjoy roleplaying as a slave, I’m happy to keep their excellent Watchmaker’s Brother Avi in my active (but alternative) AV folder. It adds just enough Uncanny Valley discomfort to be interesting, yet it is quite beautiful when mixed with other clothes and accessories, such as a mask I just found from Orquidia. The Steampunk fan that came with it put me in mind of the simple unbelted yukata I had gotten from an Ancient Tree Kimono gift box, and here we are. It’s nicely animated, too – and as my shop is in Steelhead Shanghai, it will come in handy for any Asian-themed events (I shall take a stab at making a Chinese Mandarin Official’s outfit later).

Some other wonders encountered while I relax and rewind (heh):

Fantastic Steampunk Laser Bridge

A fantastic laser bridge from KK’s in Mieville San Fransisco which will come in handy crossing gaps between some of the sky platforms Miss Lelani and I have. Might need handrails though, it’s a long way down.

Captivating Monowheel by Nix Sands of XCENTRICITY and Gorgon Motorcars

A wonderful monowheel – one of at least two encountered in the hunt, by Nix Sands of XCENTRICITY (I generally am always wearing one of their “Impressionista” vests). I don’t dare ride it up here on the sky platform and will get far too distracted to get any sorting done (as happened yesterday with Monty the Turbo Snail). I haven’t had much luck with vehicles (they tend to go sideways on me) but I look forward to trying more out.

A lively and unsettling brass plant from Golden Oriole

Made by one of the prize-winning shops, a lively and rather frightening brass plant from Golden Oriole. I saw it in several other shops during the hunt, it seems to be quite popular! I have packed it carefully away for when it might be needed.

I have continued unpacking while listening to an excellent radio play of Robert Louis Stevenson’s The Bodysnatcher, keeping some things, discarding others.

Utterly perfect for attending a Particles IV class, expect teacher envy.

Among the “finds:” this EXCELLENT R.G.B. Top Hat from Hatpins! I am taking a break from sorting (I’m about halfway done with STEAM4 but of course there’s plenty of stuff to clear out from before) and about to attend a Particles IV class. This hat will be a major distraction, I fear, so I shan’t wear it for long.

But wear it I shall.